i’m lookin at you sam

Post-game Update: Fkme gently with a chainsaw. We really can’t win on the road anymore apparently. Just as disturbing is the fact that I’ve tried voodoo dolls and hypnotism and nothing slows Lebron James down. Nothing. Blah.
Dear my beloved Celtics,

Please win tonight so people can shut up about you not winning road games.
Please win so [...]

i want to be a comment intern when i grow up

The Ball Don’t Lie boys are Liveblogging the FkingSpurs/Hornets game. Those Liveblogs are always a party, so I’m sure I’ll make my usual cameo. Not sure if they’re serious or kidding, but they’ve advised that a “comment intern” will be perusing the inane crap people like me send their way. Hmmmm, so how does one become [...]

get beckett in a celtics jersey, now!

Last night… Pistons v. Magic – The Pistons finished off the Magic just like I knew that they would. Frankly, I’m surprised it wasn’t a sweep. Being a J.J. Redick fan, I’ve suffered through 2 long years of craptastic Magic basketball and I’m not gonna lie, I’m pretty bitter about it. Not only is watching [...]

hey blogosphere, sit yo a$$ down!

Oh and whoever stole my superior Celtics team and replaced it with this new inferior one, could you kindly return them to me? Danke shane. Those refunds for the ineffective Lebron James Voodoo Dolls are in the mail…
BDL posted the funniest and most creative mother’s day card ever…

SALE: lebron james voodoo dolls – only $19.99!

The fking Spurs are still alive and well in the playoffs. They do this to torment me. *shaking fist at the sky*
My beloved Celtics are playing the Lebrons away again tonight. Unlike Jameer, I will not guarantee a victory for my team. Instead… I’m introducing a new product that I believe will be useful for [...]

blame mrs. kirilenko for all the mrs. korvers

Utah 123, Lakers 115 – Utah ties the series 2-2 in an overtime win. The best part of the game for me was when Kyle Korver drained two free throws towards the end of OT and Hubie deemed him to have “icewater in his veins.” He is pretty automatic, isn’t he? I’m convinced if the Magic [...]

booyakah!

The Pistons just went on a 15-0 run to tie it up with the Magic. Hell to the yeah!
[Update: Pistons win by ONE POINT. Wow! I actually feel bad for Hedo Turkoglu though because I really think highly of him. But, since I wanted the Pistons to win this one... YAY!]
So Mike D’Antoni to the [...]

bloggers are getting full of themselves

If I ever refer to another inane blogger as a “peer” or “colleague” you have my permission to kick me square in the ass. I am well aware that some bloggers are successful and actually get paid to share their opinions with the internet world — some of them even get book deals, go on media [...]

the lost brian scalabrine diss track

I’m still addicted to The Basketball Jones podcasts like a junkie on crack, but jesus h. christ today’s episode was disturbing…….. dude.
I defy you to listen to this and not shake your head
Canadians are officially a little nuts. I like it.

holy name droppers, batman

Sweet baby jesus, how many “dear friends” does this guy (Kritik designer, Jonathan Cheban) have? Also, I’m sure Juicy just loves this PR… lol (oh yeah, kill the music on the left hand sidebar if you want to actually hear the video sound *wink*)

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