celtics v. lakers – game 4 aka the “bitch, please” edition

Yeah I know tonight is a trainwreck. Stop gawking. Nothing to see here. Move along, move along. Remember, I picked the Celtics in 7… which means I expected this. How could any sane person not expect it after Atlanta and Cleveland? Sure, I’ll admit it, beating the Pistons a little early got my hopes up [...]

celtics v. lakers – games 2,3

Yo Phile, I mean Phil… It’s Lee-on P-oh as in P-oh-tent threat in the P-aint. The refs aren’t your problem, the problem is that you have only a few mentally tough players on your team. Kobe, Derek Fisher, and… I guess you only have two. Good luck with that.
Game 3 went exactly how I expected [...]

celtics v. lakers – round 1

I meant to blog yesterday, but didn’t get a chance to. I’m picking Celtics in 7.
I hope everyone who has been picking the Lakers before the series started stays with their picks. There is nothing worse than a waffler. If I pick the Celtics and they don’t get it done, then so be it. I’m [...]

the rays can suck it

Dear Devil Rays,
You fight like little girls. Your catcher is sitting on top of Coco, literally holding him down while your best and brightest throw haymakers at him and he comes crawling out of the pile like, “That’s the best you’ve got?” Well, when that happens, you know you’re a bunch of sorry ass losers. [...]

back from the dead

Holy crap on a trisquit. I’ve been so exhausted lately, I really thought I was going to die from it. Ok fine, I wasn’t going to die from it, but man… I’ve never been that tired for such a long stretch of time in a row. Bitch, bitch, bitch. Anyway. So the Boston Celtics are [...]

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