justin timberlake for president!

I’m serious. I’d vote for him. I had heard his performance at the ESPYs was great, but man… I was laughing like a fool. The Celtics puppets were one of my faves. Where he has the Garnett puppet yelling, “Anything is possible!” Hehehe. I loved when he stuck his hand in Mario Chalmers face and [...]

Woo hoo!

gino dances in heaven

Yesterday’s Red Sox game was fun. Bucketloads of homers will do that. Today’s game… not so much. Senor spandex really owes Dustin Pedroia a lobster dinner for catching that ball to save the 2-1 victory. Sigh.
Patrick O’Bryant is now a Celtic. Still waiting for word about senor manhug. I discovered some sad sad news today. Gino [...]

hey otis, shut the frack up!

This bullshrimp (yes, I’m trying to curb the profanity, lol) really annoys the bejesus out of me:
“I still like the kid and still think he can play for us,” Smith said of Redick. “As I’ve said before he’s not the first guy in the history of basketball whose career has gotten off to a slow start. [...]

oh manny…

From Boston.com: During a pitching change in the Sox-Twins game yesterday at Fenway, Manny Ramirez climbed into the Green Monster and could be seen talking on a cell phone.
Sometimes, there are no words.

ps. I love that Boston.com has a photo gallery called “Manny being Manny moments” — haha.
pps. It’s a pretty extensive gallery.

trick question: who needs SIX shooting guards?

I apparently missed an epic Red Sox game today. Thank goodness NESN is re-airing it tonight. It is a little weird though, watching a game that you know the outcome of already. I’m suffering from a serious lack of suspense here. I’m happy to suffer though, since it means I already know they score 18 [...]

sitting on the surface of the sun

Holy hell, it’s hot up in this bitch. This bitch being New England. I’m sure other parts of the country are much hotter, but I only care about me obviously.
My day today started out super. The darling counter chick at Dunkin Donuts bitched me out because she got my order wrong. Yes, it was [...]

red sox v. yankees

Soooo, we beat the Yankees 2 games in a row. Yay and all that, but then today… wtf? I’m greedy and I wanted a sweep. Also, how many times are you allowed to hit Manny in one game before somebody at least gets a warning? Manny didn’t seem to care, but I was screaming expletives [...]

for the love of brett favre and all that is holy

I shall commence yammering… don’t mind me.
Madonna & A-Rod rumor – What’s so weird about it? If it’s true, it means they can get couples mani/pedis together.
Brett Favre unretirement rumor – Aaron Rogers will kill him in his sleep. No, really.
Baron Davis to the Clippers – A shorter trip for his celebrity fanclub. Works for me.
Watched [...]

osi umenihateyou

Son of a bratwurst, I thought of all these things I wanted to blog about today on my ride home from work (I have an hour commute and it keeps me from flipping off all the tools who fly by me yapping on their cell phones with one hand and smoking cigarrettes with the other — [...]