beckett’s back baby!

Posted on | September 5, 2008 | Comments

A few thoughts on a Friday night…

Have I been smoking what Mario Chalmers & Darrell Arthur deny they’re puffing on or did Chad Johnson really change his motherfracking last name to Ocho Cinco? Who does that? Can you imagine Tom Brady announcing that he’ll now be referred to as “Tom Uno Dos”? No, because he isn’t batshrimp crazy… but somehow Chad gets a pass because it’s just “Chad being Chad”. Actually, I don’t care because I like Chad. He’s an attention-whore, but at least he’s not boring.
Josh Beckett is back BABY! Stone cold assassin on the mound is back in business. Look out bitches!
I might have to start calling Jason Bay and Jed Lowrie “Mary-Kate and Ashley” because I can’t tell them apart.
They just panned the crowd in Texas and I can’t believe how many Red Sox fans are there. Looks like Baltimore. Red Sox Nation represents.
How Okajima can turn an 8-0 game into a nailbiter is beyond me, but he manages it.
I am not fluent in nerd, so this is new to me… apparently “frak” is a faux curse from Battlestar Galactica. I can assure you that my faux curse - ”frack” – is a completely different word all together. Notice the “c”.