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celtics afterthoughts: instant classics are exhausting

April 29th, 2009 michelle View Comments

Playoffs Game 5
Celtics v. Bulls 106-104

I don’t know about the Celtics, but this first round is exhausting… for me. I’m so tired. Lol. These close games that end in OT or double OT are killing me slowly with a dull rusty dinner fork. I believe I’ve already stated that I hate close games when it comes to my team. Since I’m mentally and physically exhausted (staying up half the night watching heart attack basketball and then getting up at 6:30am for the day job will do that to a person), I’m going to just post my thoughts in a free form (possibly non-coherent) bullet point list.

  • Paul looked awful until the end of the game. He was missing in action on offense and defense. The comeback was great and he continues to prove he’s one of the most clutch guys in the game, but I just wish he hadn’t taken so long to get it going.
  • I think Ray got some of Perk’s calls. Perk got ZERO fouls and Ray Allen fouled out. Something is rotten in Denmark. My theory is that they just gave Perk’s calls to Ray. (Haha.)
  • Steph. Shoot the ball. Shoot it. It’s what you do. How can you not do it? Do it. Shoot it. Sigh.
  • After the game, Doc told reporters that Tony Allen’s play during the game was… *drumroll* Phenomenal. No, not a typo. Phenomenal. *shaking head*
  • I hate to admit it, but our bench is weak sauce. I love them, I really do, but they aren’t stepping up.
  • Rondo continues to be a fan-freaking-tastic stat machine and thank the good lord allmighty for that.
  • I’ve wanted to fist fight several website commenters and Twitter tweeters (tweeps? Ugh, Twitter lingo is so stupid) in the last week. Ah yes, the NBA playoffs are here. I’m trying to remind myself that close games with questionable calls (on both sides) bring out the irrational in people (including me). Howeva *nod to Stephen A.*, to the person/people who insist that Rondo PUNCHED Brad Miller… Settle down, Skippy. Was it flagrant? Possibly. Did the Bulls get hosed a little bit by the non-call? Possibly. Did he recklessly lay a hard foul on Brad Miller? Definitely. But, he DID NOT punch him. That’s ridiculous. I don’t care how many camera angles you viewed that play from. There was no punch. I might bleed green, but I’m not unreasonable. If it was a punch, I’d admit it. [I'll concede it was a bitch-slap. ]
  • Why do NBA fans who don’t root for the Celtics have such a problem with KG yelling profanity and heckling the other team’s players from the bench? Big deal. I can understand the poor bastards that have to listen to it complaining, but I don’t understand viewers at home getting all up in arms about it. I think this is just KG’s way of contributing. He can’t play, so he’s harrassing the other team’s players to try and throw them off their game. Obnoxious yes, but not a felony.

I have a lot more on my mind, but this post is already long enough. I’ll zip it and go back to watching tonight’s MIA/ATL game. This one has been pretty chippy dippy. Players were shoved. Technicals were assessed. Flagrants were erroneously called. Ah yes, good times, good times.

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celtics afterthoughts: dear ben gordon

April 27th, 2009 michelle View Comments

Playoffs Game 4

Celtics @ Bulls 118-121 2OT

Dear Ben Gordon,

I realize hitting a game tying 3-pointer is kind of a big deal. I mean clearly that one that you hit was the first one anyone has hit in the playoffs so far… Oh, it wasn’t? Well, certainly then it must be the first one that has been hit in this Celtics-Bulls series, right? No? Oh, well certainly it must at least be the first big important 3-pointer that was hit in that particular game though, right? Oh, it…? Uh…. Wasn’t? Oh. Well, don’t let that make you feel stupid, Ben. Who can blame you, after all? Kobe has the “pull jersey aside & expose nipple” trick, Paul Pierce has perfected the “jersey pop”, KG has the primal “motherf–ker” scream, you needed something to call your own right? Sure, yours is biting a little bit on Sam Cassell’s patented “big balls” dance, but he’s retired, right? Looks like you’re good to go. Maybe next time though, be a little gentler with the goods. It’s not worth straining a hammy over.

Love,

me

ps. You think you have balls? Your balls are teeny tiny compared to this guy! Jacoby mother freaking Ellsbury! He stole HOME BASE from third! Who does that?

 

That game was brutal. Just excruciating to watch. Yes yes, I know it was an “instant classic” and certainly better entertainment than watching the Cavs take a big wiz on the Pistons (who were clearly ready to go sip mai tais on some tropical island), but I hated it. The only time I enjoy games like that is when other teams are playing in them. All I want to see for my Celtics is 20-point blowouts, every single night. Unrealistic? Perhaps, but I don’t care. League-wide domination will always be my one and only goal for this team. Poor entertainment quality be damned. I want Gino, Gino and more Gino! Anyway, so I guess we’re all locked at 2-2. My team looks tired. I hope they get some rest and then bring the defense from here on out. Let’s think game 3 and make the rest of the games one-sided, ok boys? Ok, then.

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um, ok… i warned you

April 24th, 2009 michelle View Comments

Awhile back I threatened the sports blogosphere with a J.J. Redick for Erin Andrews tit for tat (no pun intended). Today, while perusing Ballhype, I stumbled upon this. You were warned. So, you must pay.

Ka-pow! Behold the awesomeness of J.J. Redick!

So, in case you forgot… J.J. Redick > Erin Andrews. I’ve got plenty of J.J. in my arsenal. Keep force feeding me Erin Andrews on my daily blog rounds to your own peril. I’ll just keep firing J.J. out of my uzi. Pow pow pow!

celtics afterthoughts: found the defense

April 23rd, 2009 michelle View Comments

Playoffs Game 3
Celtics @ Bulls 107-86

I was so not expecting the game that I saw tonight. I figured either Rose/Gordon would go off offensively or Thomas/Noah would throw another block party and it would be another close game. How wrong I was. This was a blowout and got away from the Bulls quickly and they never recovered. The arena was sold out with Bulls fans all wearing red t-shirts and mid-way through the game they were booing. By the 2nd half, they were leaving. The Celtics were fantastic on defense. They haven’t been this good on defense since KG was playing. It was superb. I can’t wax philosophically about it enough. When they make up their minds, collectively, to do everything they need to do to wind up with that ball, they’re unstoppable. This was without KG and Leon too. Awesome. I can’t imagine the next game will be this easy, so we’ll see how the series pans out, but either way, I’m really proud of the way the team stepped up tonight, on the road, and got the convincing win.

Studs of the game: Pierce (24 Pts), Rondo (20 Pts, 11 Reb, 6 Ast), Big Baby (14 Pts, 8 Reb, 6 Ast), the entire team’s defense

Quote of the night: Rondo, post-game: “We played our A game tonight, on defense.”

Tidbits: Steph got hammered and needed an awkward arrangement of bandages on his head/face. Rondo’s feet hurt after the game and Bill Walker carried him off the court. According to @talkhoops, someone stole the headband off Walker’s head (what the hell does someone do with a sweaty Bill Walker headband?). In the post-game presser, Doc joked that he thought Big Baby stepped on Rondo’s foot “…and we all know what that would do.” Fat jokes, Doc? Tsk tsk.

Not to be a buzzkill, but I’d be remiss to not mention on this blog that my heart goes out to Leon Powe. It’s no secret that he’s my favorite player on the team, so of course this one hits me especially hard. For those not following the Celtics, Powe is out for the season (and longer) with a torn ACL. The same knee he’s previously already had surgically repaired. It is going to be a tough road trying to come back from this. Adding to the problem is the fact that he’s a free agent after this season. Do the Celtics tender him, wait and sign him if he recovers? I sure hope so. Everyone’s heard the stories about what a great guy Leon is so I won’t rehash it… I’ll just say that I hope and pray that he recovers as quickly as possible to resume his promising career. Come back soon Leon!

ps. Can I complain about Tyrus Thomas for a minute? For all of his talent — and he is extremely talented — he’s so frustratingly immature. As P. Diddy would call it, he has a lot of bitchassness.

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site news: celtics twitter directory

April 22nd, 2009 michelle View Comments

Just posting a quick alert about a new page on this site that I’m going to continually be updating… It’s a Celtics Twitter Directory and the purpose of it is to help fans find Celtics-related entities to follow on Twitter. If you aren’t on it and would like to be, feel free to leave a message to this post or contact me on Twitter. The info I’ll need is your Twitter name and the category you fall under. They should be self-explanatory. Thanks!

Check out the Celtics Twitter Directory…


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celtics afterthoughts: boston, we have a problem

April 21st, 2009 michelle View Comments

Where to start? I’m going to start off by admitting that I have finally taken off my derrick rose colored glasses… we’re in big trouble. I was alarmed when Leon Powe appeared to injure himself (which turned out to be a season ending torn ACL injury) and went back into the locker room, but I went into full on panic mode when Rondo went down, threw the remote control (my specialty) and started rocking back and forth in the fetal position. Lol. I hate to give up or even hint that I might be giving up, but this is going to be a mammoth undertaking trying to get just to the ECF.

I prefer to focus on the positive though, so on the upside, how about that triple double (19 Pts, 12 Reb, 16 Ast ) for Rondo? On a sprained ankle! He’s a rockstar. Nice to see Ray Allen snap out of his funk too. I had no doubt that he would but sometimes it takes a game or two for him to get his shot back and this time he got it back right away. Thank goodness for that because we needed him desperately. We need everyone desperately, that’s the problem. The bench is killing me. I hate to bag on them, because I really do love them, but watching them last night was painful. You might be wondering how I could even hint that I love Stephon Marbury when I was comparing him to Terrell Owens and Manny Ramirez not very long ago… Well, honestly I think I’d cheer for Beelzebub if he suited up for the Celtics in jersey number triple 6. That’s how much I love this team. (Did I just compare Steph to Beelzebub? Sorry Steph.) It was also painful watching KG watch these games. I think it’s quite literally killing him to sit on the sidelines. How about that game winning 3-pointer though? Those never get old. KG’s reaction was priceless.

Related news: Red’s Army: Powe Done For Season | New Public Enemy #1, CelticsBlog: No Mo Powe | The Smoothest Strikes Again, Celtics 17: An Open Letter To Danny Ainge, The No-Look Pass: Call Me Crazy… But This Is Game of the Year

In general NBA news, congrats are in order for Mike Brown (COY) and Dwight Howard (DPOY). I would’ve picked Stan Van Gundy and Dwyane Wade, but you can’t really knock those picks either. I would’ve liked to have seen the Magic play the Bulls in this opening round if for no other reason but to try and see Joakim Noah’s fuzzy ponytail & TyTh take on Dwight. That would be something.

Also, I’ve done some soul searching and I think I’ve come to terms with my recent Cavaliers hatred. I’m jealous. They’re us… last year. And I’m bitter. I think though, if it does end up being the Cavs and Lakers in the finals that the Lakers have a better chance to win. The Cavs are deeper at Lebron and Mo’s positions but the Lakers have the edge everywhere else. The Lakers are going to be playing the tough guy role that the Celtics played last season and I’m not sure the Cavs will be able to respond. Lebron is all kinds of amazing, I’m not questioning his ability to take over the game and home court does definitely help them immensely, but I don’t think it will be enough. So, if the finals ends up being the matchup we all think it will be, my money will be on the Lakers… but I won’t be rooting against the Cavs. Or the Lakers. I’ll have no horse in that race, I’ll just be sitting back like everyone else and enjoying the show.

a couple updates

April 19th, 2009 michelle View Comments

Beckett’s suspension down to 5 games

 Excerpt from ESPN.com:

Josh Beckett’s suspension was reduced from six games to five on Sunday, allowing the Boston Red Sox ace to take his next turn in the rotation.

Beckett threw a pitch near the head of the Los Angeles Angels’ Bobby Abreu last Sunday, leading to both dugouts and bullpens emptying. The right-hander was suspended on Tuesday and immediately appealed the ruling.

With the Red Sox off Thursday, the new penalty allows Beckett to switch spots with Jon Lester and start Saturday. Lester is now scheduled to start the series opener against the New York Yankees on Friday.

Ainge told not to watch Celtics

 Excerpt from ESPN.com:

 Celtics GM Danny Ainge was released from Massachusetts Hospital on Sunday, two days after suffering a minor heart attack and having arterial surgery, the Boston Herald reported.

Ainge will not likely attend Game 2 of the Celtics series against the Chicago Bulls on Monday, the Herald reported. Doctors had advised Ainge not to watch the game.

celtics afterthoughts: where’s the defense?

April 19th, 2009 michelle View Comments

I’m not going to jump off a ledge over losing the first game in a seven game series by only two points in overtime. After all, Ray Allen certainly can’t suck any harder offensively going forward even if he tied one arm behind his back, right? But, for the love of green shamrocks and all that are holy, where is the defense? Where are all those hustle plays we saw last year? I hate watching this team run around like chickens with their heads cut off on both ends of the floor. Are they just tired? Do they really believe they can win this year or deep down have they already conceded the trophy? I hope it’s the former. I expect them to brush off the embarrassing stench of losing on their home floor to a rookie, wake up and redeem themselves. At least they better if they expect to make it out of the first round with their dignity in tact.

I am happy to give credit where credit is due. Derrick Rose has been a stud. He’s been amazing this season as a rookie and deserves a lot of accolades. But, as Stephen A. Smith would say… Howeva… Memo to Stu Scott and Michael Wilbon: STOP comparing him to Michael Jordan. STOP acting like he’s the second coming of Chris Paul. Just settle down. The national media is out of hand. They need to just stop it or I’m going to have to watch all upcoming playoffs coverage on mute.

In other news, Rey-Rey (@TheNoLookPass) from The No-Look Pass blog interviewed me as part of his “Talking To Chicks Who Love Hoops” series. I sound like a loose cannon that throws things at people, but check it out anyway.

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this gives me the chills

April 17th, 2009 michelle View Comments

“Let’s go Boston…”

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the nba injury gods are mocking me

April 16th, 2009 michelle View Comments

This hit me like a ton of bricks.

BOSTON (Reuters) – Boston Celtics forward Kevin Garnett is unlikely to feature in the playoffs for the NBA champions because of a knee injury, coach Doc Rivers said on Thursday.

“He is not going to be ready (for Saturday’s playoff opener against the Chicago Bulls),” Rivers told Boston’s WEEI radio. “There is no way he can play.

“After going through all the rehab and looking so good last week … to where he’s at today, if he can’t get through biking and working out without swelling and stiffness, I just don’t know how he can play in the playoffs.”

I just don’t know what to think now. I really hate it that the national media, hell the nation, thinks the Celtics are done. The San Francisco Chronicle actually wrote:

Garnett’s Injury Dooms Celtics
San Francisco Chronicle – ‎1 hour ago‎
The Cleveland Cavaliers just won the Eastern Conference title. 

Say what?

Somebody please tell me it’s not going to be that clear cut. My stubborn streak is coming out and I refuse to go down without a fight. So dance to your Rick Astley, Cleveland, but it won’t be as easy as you think. As God is my witness, the north will rise again! *shaking fist at the sky*

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