nba musings

Most of these thoughts assume the reader follows the NBA. If you don’t, sorry for the confusion. I went back to work today after having a week off and I’m too tired to be detail oriented.

• Aaron Brooks looked SO cute in that red blazer and bow tie.
• Am I the only one that thought Lisa Salters’ “Shane you sweat on me more than any other NBA player” comment sounded a little dirty? Maybe my mind was already in the gutter because it was Shane. I love me some ex-Dukies.
• The Dad of that kid that Big Baby plowed over is a dink. Raging animal? Dude, STFU. (I haven’t called anyone a “dink” since junior high, but it’s totally appropriate in this case.)
• Raise your hand if you’d like to see a Mark Cuban-Kenyon Martin cage match. Yeah, me too. Seriously though, you stepped up to dude’s mom? Really? That’s balls. Gotta leave the mom out of it.
• My mom cracks me up. She butchers names. On Yao Ming this weekend, she said: “That Ying Mung is always hurt. He’s just too tall.” Yes, she was serious.
• I don’t watch hockey, but that Canes guy that cheap-shotted the Bruins guy and didn’t get penalized a game… dead man. Watch your back, fella.
• Dwight Howard clearly doesn’t watch Celtics basketball if he was surprised that Big Baby hit that shot. He hits that shot all the time. He hit a similar game-winning shot already this season. The Magic did nothing wrong. It was just one of those things. Sometimes the last second shot goes in and sometimes it doesn’t. Luckily for the Cs, this time it did.
• I’m going to design a Birdman wallpaper tonight because I think he’s a majestic beauty. Don’t judge me. :p
• Lebron James is really pissing me off. He’s disgustingly good. I can’t even enjoy it. When you’re rooting for the other team, it’s just awful. He’s awful! Sigh. (Yeah, I know. That sounds ridiculous.)

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• Boston.com: Trust runs in the family
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