open letter to spike lee
Dear Spike Lee,
As mascot for the New York Knicks, I submit to you the following message from the Boston Celtics, theirĀ fans, and the entire state of Massachusetts, on behalf of whom I speak. You can keep your mercurial hotdogs in the Big Apple. We don’t want ‘em. We tried that once and and a frightening blitzkrieg of vaseline and midnight underpants dancing followed. For everyone’s safety, please just keep Nate Robinson and I’ll pretend I never read this report from Chris Sheridan. Ok? Ok, then.
Love,
me
Categories: NBA, dat is wack
