public enemy #2
After much thought and discussion with a higher power, I have chosen my candidate to be the 2nd inductee into the nbamusings.com enemy of the blog hall of shame. That person is… *drumroll*
Dirk “pointy German elbows” Nowitzki
His sins? Swinging those pointy-ass German elbows at my boys!
Gave Scal a concussion last year
Elbowed my favorite player (K-Perk) in the face, [...]
this video makes my life worth living
Worth viewing for the hair gel reenactment alone. It will change your life. Pinky swear.
ps. There may be a Josh McRoberts cameo… and it may be fan-fucking-tastic.
kaboom, the apocolypse
I had a horrible nightmare over the weekend, where the following events occurred:
Two ravens named Ray flew in my window, found my Cheerios and promptly peed all over them.
Pete Carroll lost his mind and quit USC to fly to Washington and cavort with some seahawks.
Duke got stung by a giant bumblebee. [Or yellow jacket. What-ev.]
Some young, athletic [...]
wtf
I think it’s safe to say that Gilbert Arenas is an odd duck.
A really odd duck.
public enemy #1
I’m going to start keeping track of all the athletes who become an enemy of this blog. The inaugural nbamusings.com enemy of the blog is…
*drumroll*
Bernard “Patriots Kryptonite” Pollard
Hey Bernie. Can I call you Bernie? Fuck you, I’m calling you Bernie. I know you have a cute little fan club and everything and in some douchebag [...]


