public enemy #1

Posted on | January 4, 2010 | Comments

I’m going to start keeping track of all the athletes who become an enemy of this blog. The inaugural nbamusings.com enemy of the blog is…

*drumroll*

Bernard “Patriots Kryptonite” Pollard

Hey Bernie. Can I call you Bernie? Fuck you, I’m calling you Bernie. I know you have a cute little fan club and everything and in some douchebag circles you’re some kind of folk hero for taking out Tom Brady. That’s all fine and dandy. I didn’t say a peep about it at the time, even if I did quietly pray every night for an entire season that you’d get hit by a Mack truck. But seriously now — and I am serious as a heart attack — stop being my team’s kryptonite. Yeah yeah, you have to play the game… help your team win… Yada yada yada. Shut it.

I’m watching you.

*points fingers at eyes and back in Pollard’s direction*