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public enemy #2

January 20th, 2010 michelle Leave a comment Go to comments

After much thought and discussion with a higher power, I have chosen my candidate to be the 2nd inductee into the nbamusings.com enemy of the blog hall of shame. That person is… *drumroll*

Dirk “pointy German elbows” Nowitzki

His sins? Swinging those pointy-ass German elbows at my boys!

  1. Gave Scal a concussion last year
  2. Elbowed my favorite player (K-Perk) in the face, causing him to have to show up to the next game with a damn band-aid on his face. Band-aids are so last year! (R.I.P. D-Wade band-aid trend)

He seems like a nice enough guy. Hell, he even likes American treasure, David Hasslehoff. But, I warned him multiple times (exhibit a, exhibit b, exhibit c) to no avail.

The pièce de résistance on his elbowing resume? Carl Landry’s TEETH EMBEDDED IN HIS ARM! Ewww…

Anyway Dirk, you have left me no choice…

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You elbowed my boys. Prepare to die.

*giant pointy elbow swings down from the heavens and decapitates Dirk*

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  • KrisManning
    Gotta put YOU on MY list now for dissing Dirk!
  • I want to capture Dirk in a butterfly net, tie him down and crazy glue Nerf padding to his elbows... Otherwise, I think he's a splendid human being.
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