kg is back, rawr! (and other musings)

I’m back, motherf—ers!
* Boston.com: “But Garnett was not just grinning yesterday, following his first official practice since surgery. He was the gregarious, guffawing Garnett. Patellas and popliteus tendons were forgotten. Garnett trained at full speed, along with everyone else, through about three-quarters of the two-hour workout.” [Read the full article: Full speed ahead for Garnett]
Milk carton [...]

khlodom invites signed, sealed and delivered

From Star Magazine:

Exclusive: Khloe Kardashian’s Wedding Invite!
Is it just me or do those invites look like they were scrawled on paper lunch bags?
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Khloe and Lamar Celebrate with Bachelorette and Bachelor Bashes

pep talk for tom brady (and other musings)

Son of a bitch! Son – of – a – biiiiiiiitch!
* Dear Tom Brady, You do remember that losing is NOT an option, right? Especially when the other team has spent the week trash talking you and their head coach is a large buffoon?! Oh and your counterpart on the other side is an inexperienced [...]

boozed out phenoms (and other musings)

If you can’t believe a boozed out bisexual internet phenom, who can you believe?
* Depending on who you believe, Tila Tequila was either choked out and unlawfully restrained by “boyfriend,” Shawne Merriman – or – respectfully detained by an “acquaintance” only interested in keeping her from driving while intoxicated. More on this tawdry tale… Shawne Merriman’s lawyer: LB [...]

sorry ladies, perk is off the market (and other musings)

Perk is betrothed
* Perk married his baby mama! From Boston.com:
The Celtics center got hitched in Houston over the weekend to his longtime girlfriend Vanity. Wedding guests included teammates Rajon Rondo and Leon Powe, and former men in green Ricky Davis and Patrick O’Bryant.
There are some great pictures at LOY’s Place if you want to check them [...]

dude. tyra is creepy. shiver

Ewww. I saw this on Chelsea Lately and it sufficiently freaked me out enough to track it down on YouTube. Does she understand at all the way she comes off on television or does she just not care?

for the love of brett favre and all that is holy

I shall commence yammering… don’t mind me.
Madonna & A-Rod rumor – What’s so weird about it? If it’s true, it means they can get couples mani/pedis together.
Brett Favre unretirement rumor – Aaron Rogers will kill him in his sleep. No, really.
Baron Davis to the Clippers – A shorter trip for his celebrity fanclub. Works for me.
Watched [...]