mystery solved

LMAO.

why is this j.j. redick bobblehead so ugly?!

Don’t ask me how I happened to stumble upon this, but…

WTF?!
Supposedly, this is a J.J. Redick bobblehead. I do not approve. Ew.

wtf

I think it’s safe to say that Gilbert Arenas is an odd duck.

A really odd duck.

funny, not funny – xmas day edition

Funny:

NOT Funny:

open letter to spike lee

Dear Spike Lee,
As mascot for the New York Knicks, I submit to you the following message from the Boston Celtics, their fans, and the entire state of Massachusetts, on behalf of whom I speak. You can keep your mercurial hotdogs in the Big Apple. We don’t want ‘em. We tried that once and and a frightening [...]

ho ho ho happy grizzly day

Damn it, I love me some NBA elves!

http://www.grizzholiday.com/
Haha! Rudy Gay, Elf Dictator. My favorite line is: “Marc Gasol. NOT YET!”
(h/t: @marcel_mutoni)

on the muse’s mind – week of 11/30

Here is what the muse™ is thinking about this week:
A chin length bob would look cute on me right about now
* [BOS 108, CHA 90] It may be too early to decide the Celtics are out of their slump and cut my hair — I mean we beat the Bobcats and they aren’t exactly the [...]

i’m staging an intervention

Ok, so I know prison does some interesting things to people. Sometimes they find God. Sometimes they find inner peace. Sometimes they just get super buff and come out with some interesting “stories” to tell. I’m down with all that. Whatever works. To each his own. But, you know… I just can’t get behind this interesting bit [...]

baseball nightmares

From the Ewww! files
* The New York Daily News is reporting that workers at an Arizona cryonics lab abused and mistreated Red Sox Hall of Famer Ted Williams’ frozen severed head by playing baseball with it. OMFG. Oh-Em-Eff-G! Who works at that horror show of a lab? Serial killers? Excuse me while I go vomit [...]

delonte’s packing (and other musings)

A shotgun? In a guitar case? WTF?
* What the hell is Cleveland doing to my beloved Delonte West? I blame YOU for this, LeBron! Word has it that the mercurial KFC fan was bombing down the street on a Can-Am Spyder motorcycle somewhere in Maryland when he wisely cut off an officer. D’oh! He was subsequently found to [...]

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