nba musings

These two need a sitcom. Shrek and Donkey? Classic! “You were on my back? Damn, I didn’t even feel that.” Bwahahaha!

Source: Youtube/deefnasty

That is all.

(Oh and buy them here… I guess.)

Damn that little Nate Robinson… He’s kind of hard to dislike. Either that or I’m just really REALLY bad at disliking guys once they put on the beloved green shamrock jersey. Yeah, could be the latter the more I think about it. Oh well, either way I have officially joined Team DomiNATE. Look at his fly new Twitter background… How can I continue to hate?

It’s freakin’ beautiful. *single tear*

1. Did Sheed bring the “flip the switch” disease with him from Detroit?
2. Did Kryptonate bring the “defense, what’s that?” stink with him from New York?
3. Why the hell doesn’t Doc Rivers play Shelden Williams more — at least for rebounding? He’s the landlord for christsake!
4. AND WHY THE HELL DON’T THE CELTICS PLAY DEFENSE ANYMORE?
5. Red rover, red rover, send Leon Powe back over.
6. Holy crap, am I clairvoyant? (I was kidding, basketball Gods… I didn’t really want you to send Nate. What’s your return policy?)
7. What’s up with the Cleveland Cavaliers bench yucking it up and rolling onto the court like a bunch of jesters on King James’ court? Did they learn nothing from last season? I mean really. It’s like groundhog day. All this frivolity is going to make them look pretty stupid if they can’t get past Orlando again.
8. What’s sweeter than UNC having a complete dogshit basketball team this season? Duke alum, Gerald Henderson beating UNC alum, Michael Jordan, at H.O.R.S.E. Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
9. …hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
10. 

LMAO.

Celtics official Twitter feed:

Kryptonate’s official Twitter feed:

He’ll apparently be wearing #4:

Word freaking aapp.

Yeah, that’s right, I’m planning to refer to him as Kryptonate for as long as he’s on our roster. Clearly Spike Lee thought I was kidding when I told him to keep his damn hotdog in the big apple. I won’t forget this, Spike.

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