shooting at the paparrazi, oh the irony (and other musings)

Want to avoid flying bullets? Don’t lurk in the christless bushes
* Two paparazzos are suing Tom Brady & Gisele Bündchen for a cool million smackaroos, claiming that bodyguards (employed by Brady/Bündchen) fired shots at them while they were trying to snap pics at the couple’s wedding in Costa Rica. Citing “physical pain and anguish” the photogs are looking to [...]

pep talk for tom brady (and other musings)

Son of a bitch! Son – of – a – biiiiiiiitch!
* Dear Tom Brady, You do remember that losing is NOT an option, right? Especially when the other team has spent the week trash talking you and their head coach is a large buffoon?! Oh and your counterpart on the other side is an inexperienced [...]

baby mama drama

Disclaimer: This is a frivilous post that is meant to distract from the earth-shatteringly awful news today about KG sitting out another big chunk of games.
Tom Brady is having full-on baby mama drama as his supermodel wife makes controversial comments in recent Vanity Fair interview. The Early Show with the details:
Bündchen reveals that she knows [...]

brady’s gone soft?

In Patriots-related news, this article from Dan Shaughnessy in the Globe this morning had me rolling: Brady’s gone soft
Favorite excerpts:
…he’s a football player, damn it. And it is not OK for him to be photographed like a little boy eating mushy food spooned out of a Gerber jar.
It’s like watching Jeter morph into A-Rod. Brady [...]

celtics afterthoughts: don’t call it a comeback

Celtics @ Kings 108-63
What a serious ass kicking. It hardly seemed fair. 45 points? Really? I can’t believe I stayed up and watched the whole thing. Leave it to the Celtics. Lose 2 in a row and then come back like an angry bear mauling the first poor bastard with the guts to poke it [...]

video: brady come back

Favorite line: “I’m so desperate now, I even drafted… Satan Manning.” (Haha!)
The Pats blanked the Bills today, 13-0 and still missed the playoffs. My sister informed me that I was going to “have to” root for the Jets today and her boyfriend Brett Favre. Mmm yeah. No. That was not going to happen. No way, [...]

mediocrity blows

In Patriots news, I’ve decided I really don’t like having to cheer for a mediocre team like other fans have to do. Doesn’t really work for me at all. No, I’m not going to “switch teams” or “jump on some other bandwagon”. As far as I’m concerned, there’s only one option for me in every league and [...]

i still think joey porter is a little bitch

Patriots 13 – Dolphins 38

the sky is falling! the sky is falling!

In the words of Nancy Kerrigan…
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!
Cod damn it!

brady’s mystery foot

The Giants looked good last night. Bitches.
I’m working from home today and on the tube in the background is ESPN2. I suffered through two Nascar practices waiting for First Take to come on. When it finally comes on, it turns out the guest yacker today is Stephen A. Smith. Interesting. I think I’m one [...]