kg is back, rawr! (and other musings)

I’m back, motherf—ers!
* Boston.com: “But Garnett was not just grinning yesterday, following his first official practice since surgery. He was the gregarious, guffawing Garnett. Patellas and popliteus tendons were forgotten. Garnett trained at full speed, along with everyone else, through about three-quarters of the two-hour workout.” [Read the full article: Full speed ahead for Garnett]
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sorry ladies, perk is off the market (and other musings)

Perk is betrothed
* Perk married his baby mama! From Boston.com:
The Celtics center got hitched in Houston over the weekend to his longtime girlfriend Vanity. Wedding guests included teammates Rajon Rondo and Leon Powe, and former men in green Ricky Davis and Patrick O’Bryant.
There are some great pictures at LOY’s Place if you want to check them [...]

missing shooting guard, reward offered

1. I think KG must have literally meant it when he said that the game plan was, “Pass the ball to Paul and get the hell out of the way.” But, that doesn’t actually really bode well for the C’s. See, I was trying to think about which Piston I was going to post a [...]

SALE: lebron james voodoo dolls – only $19.99!

The fking Spurs are still alive and well in the playoffs. They do this to torment me. *shaking fist at the sky*
My beloved Celtics are playing the Lebrons away again tonight. Unlike Jameer, I will not guarantee a victory for my team. Instead… I’m introducing a new product that I believe will be useful for [...]

blame mrs. kirilenko for all the mrs. korvers

Utah 123, Lakers 115 – Utah ties the series 2-2 in an overtime win. The best part of the game for me was when Kyle Korver drained two free throws towards the end of OT and Hubie deemed him to have “icewater in his veins.” He is pretty automatic, isn’t he? I’m convinced if the Magic [...]

booyakah!

The Pistons just went on a 15-0 run to tie it up with the Magic. Hell to the yeah!
[Update: Pistons win by ONE POINT. Wow! I actually feel bad for Hedo Turkoglu though because I really think highly of him. But, since I wanted the Pistons to win this one... YAY!]
So Mike D’Antoni to the [...]

rainy days and blowouts always make me smile

Boston 99, Atlanta 65 – That’s the way, uh huh uh huh, I like it… But seriously now, why the hell did it take 7 games? It was mind-boggling the way the Hawks fell apart in Boston every game and then went back home and played so great. Thank the good lord all-mighty that we [...]