i’m breaking up with stephon marbury

I really wanted to embrace Stephon Marbury. God knows why. Before he came to Boston, I despised him on reputation alone. Once he was on my team, I gave him the benefit of the doubt. Then during all this off-season marburython nonsense, I was still rooting for him to get his shit together and show [...]

shooting at the paparrazi, oh the irony (and other musings)

Want to avoid flying bullets? Don’t lurk in the christless bushes
* Two paparazzos are suing Tom Brady & Gisele Bündchen for a cool million smackaroos, claiming that bodyguards (employed by Brady/Bündchen) fired shots at them while they were trying to snap pics at the couple’s wedding in Costa Rica. Citing “physical pain and anguish” the photogs are looking to [...]

boozed out phenoms (and other musings)

If you can’t believe a boozed out bisexual internet phenom, who can you believe?
* Depending on who you believe, Tila Tequila was either choked out and unlawfully restrained by “boyfriend,” Shawne Merriman – or – respectfully detained by an “acquaintance” only interested in keeping her from driving while intoxicated. More on this tawdry tale… Shawne Merriman’s lawyer: LB [...]

i’m staging a marbury intervention!

No, not for his sometimes wacky behavior on Justin.tv, because that’s awesome. I’m talking about his background collages. This one looks like he was posing for Glamour Shots at the local mall.

Source: http://www.justin.tv/starburytv
It also gives me the heebie jeebies to see people’s eyes in extreme closeup. *shiver*

say what you want about stephon marbury…

…but he has GREAT taste!
I will admit I was a little nervous when he zoomed in on his waistband… You just never know what might happen. I didn’t want to accidentally peep his starburies or anything like that. But, he apparently just wanted to show Boston some love by zooming in on the shamrock [...]

what’s good in the hood

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before
* You know that time in high school when your ivy league bound boyfriend broke up with you and ignored you until you started dating the captain of the football team? Then he called you at the eleventh hour and asked you to prom? Evans Clinchy of NESN.com [...]

celts sign a dukie (and other musings)

Get your rent checks ready!
* Well, he probably won’t get that much playing time… But still, it’s pretty cool that the landlord is coming to town. Being the diehard J.J. Redick fan that I am, I’ve seen lots and lots of Shelden Williams on the college level. He was like the Robin to J.J.’s Batman [...]

your daily dose of starbury

Ok *now* things are getting weird…
* Apparently, at some point in time when I wasn’t watching (which believe it or not is most of the time) Steph apparently invited a guy named Daniel from the Starbury TV chat room whose mother recently died to come work for him and stay at the house. He flew him [...]

will live streaming be the downfall of civilization?

…and is there a 12-step program for attention addiction?
* Just when I find myself able to slowly back away from the addictive crack that is Starbury TV, Chad Ocho Cinco has to come along and create a channel on Ustream. Noooooo! I watched a little of “The Ocho Cinco Show” earlier tonight just to see what it was [...]

stephon marbury: “basketball is a wrap”

Around 9:15pm EST or so, Stephon Marbury came back from a business meeting to his live stream on StarburyTV and said, “Basketball is a wrap.” Then he ranted and raved, held up a jar of vaseline, lectured some haters… Sigh, same shtick as usual. Anyway, I figured I should at least share the (presumed) announcement about being [...]

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