marbury 24hr transcript
Raw transcript for the 24 hr Marbury live stream:
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July 24, 2009 – 9am est (6am pst): Stretches for at least an hour with R&B music blaring in the background.
Tweets: I’m about to shi! Shave and bath so we can get started with the day.
While primping in the bathroom:
My teammates say I take too long to get ready, like a woman.
I’m gonna be clean from head to toe, cuz that’s all I know.
They tryin to put me in a box! But, its impossible…
On Oprah – It all started with a dream. Its about how she makes you feel.
I had a dream to take over the sneaker business.
You can’t never get above the people.
*watching him shave his head*
My head is so big, my dreams are in Imax? That’s good! Let’s hear your jokes!
We love everybody.
I made a boo-boo, I said sorry, there’s nothing else I can do.
Going bald at 19 is not sexy. Its not the jump-off.
Who did you get along with best on the Knicks? I got along with everybody.
*Going to the bedroom*
This is where I get my “zone” on.
[Said he's talking to Ustream about doing parodies and skits. Was afraid someone would steal his idea.]
I had to hold my breath for 14 years.
Put me on a home page right now, man.
Put me on a home page live and di-rect.
Says goodbye to Ustream: “All right baby. Peace and love.”
On LeBron dunk: Everybody’s human.
My kids are like: Daddy, why are you on the bench?
Why ain’t daddy in the game?
You know who it is, the father, the son and the holy spirit. One in the same.
On great LA weather: You wake up every day in LA and its groundhog day.
Sometimes I count the cars when I’m bored.
*Camera panned to the street. Showed NBC Universal building across the street*
I’m right between Hollywood and the Valley, between the street and the heat.
Kobe – best player in the NBA
Michael Jordan – best player ever
First tattoo – 14 years old, panther
5th grade – Mother said, “if you don’t do good in school. no more basketball.”
I had to overconversate
Kevin Garnett best player on the Celtics.
Where would I want my jersey retired? Boston.
I’m not hating on videogames. If that’s what you like as a grown man, cool.
Funniest dude in the NBA: Lot of funny cats in the NBA.. like Kendrick Perkins. He’s a funny dude. [...] He’s hilarious!
Nate Robinson is hilarious too. In the top 5. Likes to play pranks on people.
Chris Paul is the best point guard in the NBA right now. He moves silky like a snake. “Chris Paul, he got power and he slither, he slither… he move real silky like a snake”
On Lakers winning the championship: Um, they won. Only one team can win the championship.
Can you really do it for 24 hours? WATCH ME!
[Talks about a reality program apparently once in the works and whoever it was with flaked out.]
Do I want the money or the ring? I want the ring.
My job wasn’t taken. It was given to Chris Duhon. Don’t get it twisted. And that’s no disrespect to Duhon either.
Sings: I could be your superstar baby.. you’re my diamond girl… you’re the one… can’t figure out how i feel…
I had a great time in NJ but we just lost – ALL THE TIME! You get tired of getting your butt whooped.
Brooklyn stand up all day every day. You already know what it is.
What’s my favorite Coney Island ride? You already know. The Cy-clone!
You say I’m a bum with 20 million? Hey, would you want to be a bum with 20 million? Me!
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! x infinity
*Reading chat screen*
I’ll be a bum for seven dollars and a blowjob? Hahahahaaha. They tryin to put me in a box! Its impossible!
I’m going to set up a foundation for the world. I’m gonna take the money and start building cities all over the world. I’m a comet. My man told me I’m a comet. I said “I’m a comet?”
I want to BUY A TEAM not play for a team. But its still all love. That’s that next level stuff right there.
On Ustream: Its frozen? FUCK. Again. Oh, its back! Its the computer. We back.
The hate? You born like that. You gotta break that curse. Get at me. Lets see who has the best. Have at it!
Yeah I did that. I had sex with a girl in the back of my truck. I made a mistake. I had a boo boo and I messed up. Now what?
Jesus from Coney Island? Nah, I’m Starbury from Coney Island.
I undress haters. Stop playin’.
Don’t give all my sway away? Its all G. I have so much to give. Its ok. I have something coming out like Extenz. You sittin with your lady and the commercial comes on and your lady lookin at you. This commercial came on for a reason daddy.
Its crazy how the hate is escalating? Can you imagine. We gonna be here all day. All day. We going to direct tv, we going to hbo, we have a series all ready.. in the can already.
7pm is ladies only.
I know my pops was tired. *kisses two fingers and raised peace sign up to heaven*
All you little kids, love your mother. Your peace won’t come if you don’t have it right with your mom and your pops. Trust me. That’s real talk.
My moms. She’s like Matthew, Luke and John.
Don’t spit hate. Spit love. Try it. You might like it.
*Reads chat screen*
Would you have sex with Oprah? What’s wrong with you? Jimmeny Christmas! Jeez Louise. Challenge yourself Daddy.
Show you my nipple? I’ll show you my tattoo *lifts shirt*
How do I feel about Stephen A. Smith? He’s great for t.v.
Do I believe in aliens? I ain’t never seen one. I believe in Jesus though.
I don’t hate nobody. I don’t hate. We need to eliminate that word for our vocabulary. And never. You can use never as long as its in the positive.
The say eagles fly above the storm.
I’m not an eagle. I just gave you a parable of what an eagle does.
What superpower he’d want: ability to heal the world
Jay-z to his wife on diss in song: “He said to her, Oh ma its just entertainment, its just entertainment”
Favorite scripture: Psalms 23
T-t-trilogy, T-t-trilogy
Who said Drake is lame? Come on MAN!
If you want to call me a n****r, that’s on you. That’s not on me.
I love Hannah Montana. Because my kids love her. They ain’t watchin Sponge Bob.
My favorite superstar? Denzel Washington.
Jeanie Buss, I love her with all my heart. I’d take my heart out and give it to her. That’s how ill she is. I love that lady.
Training Day, all he did was play his self. Starts screaming and gyrating imitating Denzel in Training Day.
I’m just training to be a monster. I’m not thinking about where I play at. I’m gonna do what I do. Period. If I go overseas and do what I do. WHOOOOO!
Its wicked retahded. Its wicked retahded. I gotta park the cah. *imitating Bostoners*
Makes a cell phone call: I love talking to the people, baby.
[Took a break between 1:55pm and 2:01pm]
I could make a movie about sitting on the bench.
Ustream tv, you see me, holla back if the window is cracked
I love Canada. Ohhhh Can-a-da… I love that song. I love your anthem. I love hearing it. Its fresh.
No, I never sucked no wee-wee before. Next question.
Vince Carter: I don’t get him twisted. He can play. He can blow by you. If he jump. You already know what’s next.
Healthcare reform should be like Canada. I like free health care.
I don’t wanna be your role model. I wanna be your gold model. Words from the great Jim Brown. He gave me that.
**** loud scream ****
Am I into politics? Naw, I ain’t into politricks.
sings flashback by kelly rowland
The haters they make me better. That’s real talk. I know how they are now. I know how to pull their skirts up and pull their panties down.
What’s my favorite song? Jui-cy. *starts singing*
Do I have a stylist? No I style myself. I have a cousin who buys what I like. I shop smart. Its a recession. I buy shirts, jeans, cargos.
I’m trying to keep my company green and mean. No fat. Word.
Singing: can I get a what what, can i get a what what
Singing: cry me a riv-ah cry me a riv-ah
Singing: no more drama in my life
On God: I know he exists cuz I’ve seen him.
They tried to… no.. they got me in a… they tried to put me in a box.
On playing in Boston: Loved coming out of that tunnel.
I’m praying for you, daddy.
Reads chat window: Can I bring you to show and tell? Bahahahahahaaha.
This tongue is the wickedest thing on your body.
On phone: Jason Martin what’s up, he’s from LA, cool dude!!
Rondo or Marbury? ROOONNDO.
Fave ice cream: I like Starbury cream. No i like Bryers. I like Bryers vanilla.
Ja Rule or 50? I like both of them.
Shammgod has the nastiest crossover I ever saw. And that includes Allen Iverson, myself, Timmy Hardaway… Whoever you can think of.
Advice: Dribble all the time. When you’re shooting right? Picture yourself being in the telephone booth so you’ll always get some arch on your shot.
Best player from Coney Island: Lance Stephenson best player from Coney Island.
lebron james, the king, crown me baby, he’d be perfect for new york
On drinking & driving: You can’t be drivin like that when you’re all liquored up.
On Olympics experience: I was like the whipping boy in the Olympics. I’m good. I’m good.
Do I like A-Rod? You know I like A-Rod.
*Sade playing on the radio*
I don’t think David Lee’s going to get any money. Market not right. He deserves a lot money. But its going to be tough for him. I know he wants to get paid. Nothing wrong with that. He should get paid. Face of the franchise he should get bread.
Rick-rolled means you been tricked? Ok then I been tricked. We’ll see who’s been tricked.
Zebo’s getting better. He lazy though.
How much my rookie card worth? I don’t know. It’s just a card.. with my picture on it.
Michael Jackson? I wanted to meet him. I still want to meet him. One day I will meet Michael Jackson.
*humming Sade*
Do I think basketball is the only way out of the projects? What at ignorant question.
One, one, One, one, One, one, One, one, One, one, One, one, SIX SIX SIX? You don’t even know what you’re doing!! One, one, uno…
I’m not answering questions about YOUR spirituality. I’ll talk about what I believe in but not about shit you don’t believe in. That don’t make no sense. I’m good.
I dare you to leave my chat! You don’t have the heart to leave my chat. You might miss something.
Would I suck a wee wee for a million dollars? Would YOU suck a wee for a million dollars?
I’m a wicked man? I know that’s hot in Boston.
[3:07pm est, taking a break]
Suck me? You want a man to suck you? Oh my god. Suck me? Yuck. Eww, you know people are going to read that on your page? What are you thinking about? You’re bugging. You don’t even know what you’re doing?
Jui-sayyyyyyyyy!
Sings: Does an old school dance, does an old school dance
Sings: Cool off, Cool off… Yeah yeah yeah…. I love Lupe Fiasco
Yells: They trying to put me in a box! I’m crazy! Hell yeah… Where’s my medicine at? I need my meds! *laughs*
I’m not gonna lie to you. Why would I lie to someone I don’t even know? Doesn’t make no sense.
I’m gay? I’m not gay. Crackerberry, Crackleberry, Stupidberry, Stupidstephonberry… whatever you got…
It’s very tough being 6′1″ in the NBA.
Like my mother said, “Why would I want to be with anybody that doesn’t want to be with me?”
When am I going to retire? When I retire.. check this out.. its going to be the biggest celebration of all time. [...] It’ll mean, “I’m done with that and I’m on this. Starbury.com. That’s what I’m on. I’m on the brand.” *holds up picture of his t-shirt designs*
*Sings Beyonce’s song, Video Phone*
Talks to Ethan Telfair (apparently on the computer): That’s Bassy little brother.
Fat ass? What? I’m not fat. That’s wack! I been keeping up with my figure!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh. Ok. You gotta work on your joints, son. [...] Squeeze those abs. Gotta squeeze those abs.
*takes off his shirt*
Tell me if ya’ll remember this song. *bobs head up and down*
Sings: I’m locked up…
I love Akon. He takes care of his people.
Sings: Oooooh, won’t let me out, I’m locked up… I’m locked up…
I don’t need hops. All I need is a wicked jump shot.
Sings: Where’s my lawyer?
The hunger pangs just came right back. Man.
I did not tell you guys that I was high. Not nice. You trying to break me down. Not nice.
I don’t know why your brother said that. I’m not stupid and I’m not crazy. Goodbye.
*works with tech guy to change chat from regular to slo-mo*
Where do I want my jersey retired? I don’t know. I’m not on a team right now, so I don’t think you can just pick like that.
Replying to chat question about ‘He Got Game’: Yeah, that movie’s about me.
I wore #8 in Boston for new beginnings.
Gucci Man. I love that Gucci Man.
Gucci is wack? We got a hot track. Whatchu talkin about?
My GPA at Georgia Tech? I don’t know.
My S.A.T. scores? BAD!
Shaq is huge man. Big dude. Real big dude.
I think AI gonna end up in Memphis. Wherever he go he gonna sell out the crowd cuz he’s a crowd pleaser.
I got sweat in my mic? Hee hee hee.
Who I like the best on the Knicks. I like everybody.
We six hours in.. on the countdown. I can’t wait to eat, boy! Whoooooooo!
You want the Starburys, go to Starbury.com, daddy
*Ayo Technology playing in the background*
I’ve been playing in the NBA 14 years.
I’m about to work out a deal with ustream. gonna be stupid. retarded. Gonna be so ridiculous.. Just watch. You say I’m crazy [...] I’m getting mad thoughts from ya’ll. Mad love.
American Idol. Hurts my heart to see people’s dream get shattered.
Ya’ll ready for a tour of the crib? [...] We could do the house tour right now or later?
*talks about boys not being able to handle real talk and him not wanting the women to read the junk the immature people are writing in the chat*
We gotta treat our women right. Including me.
*Camera pans around as they prepare to tour the house*
{Walk into the bathroom / camera freezes then we lose sound / then we see two of his friends staring at the camera / then he’s back }
You’ve gotta thank ‘em for a bowel movement. You’ve gotta thank ‘em for a bowel movement.
*washes his hands*
Walks downstairs / chains make clanging noise / camera freezes
video comes back / steph’s on the laptop on his kitchen table / eminem is playing / they’re trying to troubleshoot something on the computer
I can’t catch a reverse alley-oop. Hahahaha. Right.
Show me a dunk in my house? I’ll show you a dunk in my house. Give me some milk. *pours milk – hands friend a cookie for a hand-off, friend misses the first attempt – they set the milk on the fridge and try again – laughs hysterically*
Now don’t say I can’t catch an alley oop! You corny for sayin it. You corny for thinkin it!
I take off this change every day and hold up my mic. How’s the chain now?
I can’t even dunk an Oreo? I love it. Keep it going.
MTV Cribs? Not yet.
[4:06pm est, taking a break]
Leaning over kitchen counter answering chat questions on Ustream:
Getting a tour of the house/cars on Justin.tv:
Singing along with the music.
A la la la la….
Nicest player I ever played against. That’s easy. Chris Paul will win that on my watch, but Deron Williams is a beast too. yells: CP3! I got you! Shout out.
*Ustream rep just showed up*
God is good! Don’t be fooled, daddy!
*Ustream rep says that ESPN and others are calling Ustream for a copy of the video.*
They think that I’m crazy. They don’t know.
Sings: Take me away to another place
LIVE AND DI-RECT… You see me! You see me!
Obama sucks? No. That’s not true.
Was I scared to shoot the rock? No, I just like to win. In Boston, I didn’t have the legs. But, don’t worry. The body is BACK.
Put the shirt back on? OH MY GOD. We got a hater in here. We got a hater up in here. HAAS!! Get me my shirt. We got a hater in here! Hook me up son.
No, I’m not the best player in the NBA. Kobe Bryant is the best player. I don’t care about the NBA. Those days are over with.
No, I didn’t say I was done with the league. Just telling you what went on. I love the NBA. The NBA is a great great business.
Make sure you treat your moms like queens. Like royalty baby.
Lebron v. Kg in cage match? Do they armor on?
You suck? Thank you. Appreciate it. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. *laughs like a machine gun*
Prank call someone? I don’t do that. I’m a real grown man. Not a little boy. I don’t play those games.
Fave funny movie: Friday
Fave movie: Scarface *imitates dialogue from Scarface*
Kobe? Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe. Kobe.
Am I scared of the NBA? I’m done talking about basketball right now. This is life.
Biggest influence in my life? My mother
All you gotta do is listen to a woman. Hear her out. Once you speak and you speak real, she see you in a different light.
They hold the keys to us feeling good. Straight talk. Don’t get it twisted.
*Steph yells for someone to be banned from the chat for saying something about banging his wife. Asks Ustream guy to show him how to ban people.*
Opinion on Mike Vick: He made a mistake. Now its time to move on.
*Says chat peeps can say whatever they want about him but don’t talk about his wife*
[4:57 they're changing video, so break time]
Ustream guy: If you want to be on the home page, don’t talk about guys doing each other. Have to keep it a little cleaner.
Steph: Ok
*Steph walks around giving a tour / shows his car / jumps in the pool*
*Swims to the sounds of 50 Cent’s In Da Club*
*Gets out of the pool and dances on the edge / gets back in / someone yells down and tells Steph to turn up the music*
*Camera pans around and a distant voice yells, “They tried to put me in a box!”*
*talking by the pool*
Yeah, my wife is hot. She hot.
*bans another chatter*
My house is dope? Happy ya’ll like the house. Thanks.
*decide to play ping pong / look for the ball*
*talking about getting ‘funky fresh’ with Ustream in the house*
We don’t have Ustream doing the feeds. They’re just doing the feeds.
Put that shirt on with your skinny ass? Bahhhh ahaha hahaha… tryin put me in the box.
No parties tonight. Its just you and me. All day long…
Pixar movies? I love Pixar movies. I wanna do a Pixar movie.
What’s my PIN number? *laughs*
Put your shirt on ‘bury. Put your shirt on ‘bury. Daddy, you so fly.
I’m cool right here with ya’ll. I’m good with Ustream. We’re all the way good, Ustream and myself.
Cars. That’s one of my favorite movies.
What do I think of Dwayne Wade? Awe-some. Nastyyy. Great.
Do I pick my nose? Yeah, I pick my nose. Then I go wash it. I’m just like you.
They tried to put me in a boooooox. MTV Cribs style.
We trailblazers dude. Then we like to sweep behind ourselves so nobody else can come in.
Nobody wants you? Only Italian teams? That’s ok. I already said. I don’t want to be nowhere where they don’t want me.
No, I don’t own any pets.
Vince Carter? Yeah, I’m cool with Vince.
Favorite month? February, that’s my birthday.
Do I fart? Oh my gosh. You have to hold the covers down… you know.. those egg ones.
Middle name? Xavier
You going to get in the truck? No Donny… I’m not gonna get in the truck. I’m not gonna get in the truck.
*bans another chatter*
No, I’m not the best point guard in the world. Chris Paul is the best point guard in the world.
Seen Bruno yet? No
Rondo how good? He’s great. He’s gonna be a problem.
When did I lose my virginity? I was molested as a kid. That’s a little different. My virginity was taken from me.
Watch the Wire? My sister loves that show. I don’t really have the time.
Forget the haters? They’re already forgotten.
How many pushups I could do? I don’t know.
Paul Pierce’s game? He’s nasty.
Fetishes? I like to take care of my skin. That’s important to me.
Red Sox or Yankees? That’s an unfair question.
Marbury you suck and won’t win a championship? Ok, you still talking about basketball and I’m talking about LIFE.
Work for ESPN? I want to own ESPN. I’d rather own than be owned.
We want a million. We want a million viewers.
Doc Rivers is mad cool man, mad cool.
What was my major in college? Basketball
What do I think about my cousin Sebastian? He’s nice.
Andre Miller signed with the Trailblazers? Its all G.
It’s all G baby! They tried to put me in a box… but it’s all G, baby.
I didn’t even take no dump today. Cuz I don’t got nothin in here to dump.
To all Boston people, mad love. I got nothing but love for Boston people. Got nothing but love for NY too.
On people: If their love is pure, they good with me.
Are you really opening a car was called Carburys?
Come to the Sixers? They don’t want me. They didn’t call me.
Kenny Anderson is crazy nice.
What teams call me so far? Couple of teams called. It wasn’t on it like that. Ah well, we can use you. We can USE you. Ok no problem. I understand what it is. But, I’m humble to be able to play. Tell ‘em, we was in the dungeon.
I can’t believe they don’t like Drake like that. Ya’ll want to go in the movie theater? Where we goin’? Or do you want to stay here?
*Steph starts giving a tour of the crib / goes to bathroom / shows Starbury backpacks / camera freezes and then video cuts out*
*video comes back on / we’re in the movie theater / the Ustream guy has a video camera / Steph talks to Ustream guy about what a great experience this is*
*Ustream guy starts smack talking the chatters for calling him a nerd*
Steph: Tell ‘em, you tell ‘em
Ustream guy: I’m here. I’m chillin. What are you doing? I’m here and you’re there!
Yells: THEY TRIED TO PUT ME IN A BOX!
Let’s all stop from here and go foward. Can we do that?
Off-camera a guy laughs and reads from the chat, “Is the movie Bruno based on that Ustream guy?” Steph goes on a rant about how people shouldn’t judge gay people, should leave them alone.
Steph how many tats you got? I don’t know, 20?
[6:21pm taking a break]
Stephon will you be doing these Ustreams during the season? I don’t know.
All the married women on this site are diamonds. All you other women wait for him to come in your life, don’t go looking for him.
Steph you real? You real too. Real recognize real.
Shout-out to Mike Hunt.
Shout-out to everybody putting pictures up on their blog. [...] It’s all love. Tried to put me in a box.
*His friend “Change” shows up / disputes being from NYC says he’s from MIAMI / Steph asks where “Reef at?”
Stay true to the game and the game will be true to you, baby. That’s what Zeke say.
Steph and Ustream on top of the world.
You know what we do. We elevate.
Don’t tell me no. No mean yes today. No mean yes, to-day.
[6:41pm est taking a break]
*Doing a machine gun series of shout-outs*
I’ve got my second wind. I’ve got my second wind right when I needed it. When I get that food in me at six, it’s on. I love Kanye.
[6:55pm breaking for dinner / came back at 7:21pm]
*Dancing around the bedroom, dancing with the camera*
*Steph leaves camera shot presumably to take a shower / comes back out and cranks up the stereo / then turns it down / we see the tech guy playing with the camera as Steph walks around in the background*
*Camera focuses on empty bedroom while easy listening tunes play in the background*
*Out of the shower at about 8pm est / outside with mic*
I got my second wind. You heard me?
*shaves head and face while tech guy (mooncricket) adjusts camera*
HAVE AT IT. First time Internet show. First time this ever been done. Gotta do this for my fans. Gotta give you 24, like my man Keifer.
Classic. Classic after classic. You heard me? Starbury empire reality show coming soon. The reality. The reality. The reality tv show.
*gets up and walks out of camera range*
*comes back wearing a shirt*
We’re back in the building.
*starts answering questions*
You want a topic? When are we going to forgive Chris Brown?
When Mase coming back? Mase ain’t coming back to no rap game. I believe that.
*camera freezes and audio goes out / comes back on / goes out again / comes back / Steph brings the IT guy over*
*Says, “This is my IT guy. I just call him, IT” and then the feed goes out again*
[8:33pm still not seeing the feed. I'm on Twitter and some people see it and some don't. Unfortunately, I don't. I'll keep trying.]
*8:48pm finally get Ustream back / Steph is signing checks*
Do you think I care about being more popular than someone? You got it twisted.
I’m not them dudes. You’re all going to realize that one day.
Did I wash behind my ears? Pfffffffft.
I’m gonna have pillow talk with ya’ll. From 3-6 we’re gonna have some praising going on. It’s goin’ down from 3-6, we gonna go in deep.
24-hours I did that for you. Tell me what other professional did that for you?
*8:57pm est still signing checks*
*says he knows where every dollar is at*
I didn’t create the sneaker brand for me. I created it for us.
One more minute to eat? OH MY GOD! Its almost 6:00!
I got to be with ya’ll all day. All day long. 24 hours. Complete access. Complete access to a business man. The crazy business man. I’m the crazy business man. I wonder if anyone know that Walt Disney was a little crazy too?
There are undercover brothers in the NBA? Yeah? Next. No boys allowed. NBA.
Who been here since 6am? Put a 1. Ok, ok, ok, number 1s, number 1s, ok, ok, ok, (etc. etc.)
We’re on a mission without permission!
*licks ketchup and talks about the hood*
Like Paul Pierce said, “We outwork ‘em! Outwork ‘em Steph! Just outwork ‘em!”
[9:07pm est taking a break]
*Gets annoyed by the chat questions* What? What’s next? Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.
I get elbowed by Shaq in the head. Maybe that’s why I’m crazy.
I have a question for everybody. *types on Blackberry*
I want to be MVP. Most valuable person. I don’t even want that trophy! [...] Most valuable person, that’s my MVP. Hold that.
We havin’ a business chat right now.
I don’t even know who own the NBA. That’s how I know you don’t know.
You only seen me from quotes and snippets. You never seen me like this.
Make sure when you leave this earth, that you leave as a peaceful man, man.
The white man is keeping me down? Nah. Most of my friends are white. That’s not me. I’m sorry. I love my people. I love white people, asian people, korean people, black people…etc.
They piss and shit just like you. Piss and shit.
Ya’ll wanna go eat?
I’ll give you a hint about what’s next. Can you say, de-fense?
Popeyes? Nah, we can’t eat Popeyes today.
*still signing checks*
*screen freezes / can hear him talking to someone on the phone*
I’m talking to Al Harrington, ladies and gentlemen.
Tell Paul Pierce to Ustream? I can’t do that.
*orders chicken breast and rice, turns down the shake / reads chat window*
Ain’t nothing wrong with you submittin’ to daddy. Everybody got to submit to somebody.
*repeats favorite movies, favorite rappers, etc.*
You tryin’ to put me in a BOX???
Sings: Sometimes looooove knocks you down.
Sings: I never thought I’d.. be in this place
Nah, I didn’t have any money with Madoff.
Uh oh, we almost done! *still signing checks*
I just want to know one thing? ARE YOU HAVING FUN? I want to see ones if you havin fun? Can I see a bunch of number 1s? Can I feel that? I like to feel good too. I been makin ya’ll feel good.
I need some gas. Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you.
If you’ve been here since six you’ve been doin the same thing I’ve been doing.
Pump me up Boston. Get me hyped up for the game.
Yes, I fart. My farts stink.
Can I get a number 3 for those that hated me and love me now.
He’s drinking, he’s drinking, he’s drinking drinking drinking drinking…
3, I like that. You growin’. You growin’ my dude. 3. I feel that. 3. 3. 3. That’s real. 8. That’s cool.
To know me is to love me.
This didn’t happen by accident ladies and gentlemen.
There’s a formula to everything in life.
I ain’t eat since yesterday. I’m fasting.
Marbury/Palin. Haha.
How does Mark Madsen have a job and I don’t? I don’t have a basketball job. I have a job.
I’m gonna make you bite your tongue.
Pray for a jumpshot cuz its hella ugly? Ok.
You’re mad.. you’re upset.. cuz I’ve got time for you?
I’m done. I can focus now. *puts papers in a box*
Die. Oh my god. TayJr. Wowwww. *bans him*
Can ya’ll believe that guy told me die?
Ok, no boys allowed. We gonna end that conversation. I ain’t gonna say nothing else. That’s a sad story.
Don’t like me better than LeBron. Because its not about basketball. Get to know him first and then you might think something different.
Red is my favorite color.
Kurt Cobain? I don’t even know who Kurt Cobain is, I just know he play a guitar.
Who’s the strongest dude in the NBA? Perkins’ not far.
Interview my moms? My mom gonna have her own show.. on Ustream.. she don’t know it yet.
I’ve never been to Longview, TX.
No, you the best. You the best. You the best.
What inspires me? God.
I don’t have no favorite tattoo. I love all of my tattoos. I love you too, Tiffany.
Why Vince Carter don’t dunk anymore? You jump all day long.. every time you jump up and down.. your ankles hurt…
Somebody said eff my mother, I mean come on, but it’s cool.
Am I jealous of Tracy McGrady and Jason Kidd? Jealous of what?
Favorite all-time pair of Jordans? The ones with the big Air Jordan in the front. The all white with the red.
What’s my next move? My next move is my best move.
[10:14pm est break time]
What would you do if I told you I was going to do this for the rest of the summer?
Tell me in one word.
*reads off all the answers in the chat window*
(yells) Stephtastic. Starburistic. Omega Supreme. Oh my god… Keep giving it to me! Legendbury… Legend-buryyyyy. Marbegedon.
You can’t do that. People have jobs. *cracks up laughing*
Swaggerbury. Bubblicious…
I love it.
*mic cuts out*
I love it.
*mic cuts out*
*Talks on phone about NY Times article written about today’s broadcast*
Who was it? Howard Beck? Who? Jonathan Abrams? Oh he’s a hater!
There’s more of us than there are of them now. Its all love now.
This is what the love do.
If you feel great. Can I get a great? Great, great, great… great… How you feel?
Write my name in stone. Don’t write my name in sand.
God is love. Love is love.
I’m feeling BEAUTIFUL right now.
Ya’ll gettin’ me hyped up right now.
You’re a winner. All you guys is winners. Even the losers are winners.
Get me a map!
That’s why it don’t matter what ESPN say or anybody else say. It only matter what you say. That’s it.
The Starbury era has just begun.
They’re trying to put me in a BOX. It’s impossible. It’s impossible.
Boston for life. Whether I touch the floor again.
*shouts out the United States, Canada, the world, etc. from a map*
I love them number ones.
*finally eats dinner*
Don’t think that I’m not thinking about Boston. Don’t think that. I understand that Danny Ainge had to get another big fella cuz one of their big fellas went down.
It ain’t about the contract. Real talk.
Why you eating kid’s food? *laughs* Why you worrying about what I’m eatin’? It’s not going inside of you.
Excuse me for one second, I’m gonna go to the bathroom.
*comes back and eats more soup*
Dinner is great. It’s beautiful. It’s beautiful. I got it at Jerry’s Deli.
Dancing with the Starburys? You see that on YouTube? That is hil-ar-ious.
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11:00pm – Ok peeps, I’m done. I mainly was doing this to hook up those of you who were working and couldn’t watch the feed. I would assume most of you are done with work, so I’m going to hang it up. I’m so tired, I can’t type fast enough to keep up with Steph. Lol. Ustream is archiving episodes from today and they can all be accessed on Steph’s channel here: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/have-at-it.
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